Psychiatric Carols

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I do not usually repost internet memes, God knows we get enough of that on our SPAM folders without us all adding to the burden on each of our blogs, but then I came across this somewhere, don’t exactly remember where, so please forgive me, and I decided to repost it here. Its funny, if you are into this kind of humor, that is. I am just reposting this for informal reading, please don’t read too much into this. Just take it easy, no offense intended to anyone. I know as much as anyone, that psychiatric conditions are not to be taken lightly and patients must be empowered, not ridiculed… so there.

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality: We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

Dementia: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.

Narcissistic: Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming… To Get Me.

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell…

Borderline Personality: Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

Skeptic Oslerphile, Scientist at the Indian Council of Medical Research, National Institute of Cholera and Enteric Diseases. Interests include: Emerging Infections, Public Health, Antimicrobial Resistance, One Health and Zoonoses, Diarrheal Diseases, Medical Education, Medical History, Open Access, Healthcare Social Media and Health2.0. Opinions are my own!

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